Some of you may have met Simba. Maybe you have been lucky enough to have the privilege of taking a ride and have therefore felt her power and grace. Or, to be more accurate, felt the fear she instills in you when going up a hill. Or when the handle to the windows just falls off when you're turning it. Or when the trunk just shuts on you when your grabbing your board from the hatch. Or when the hood jiggles because the lock doesn't work properly anymore. Or when you have to unhook the battery to turn off the lights. Or when the interior light flickers on and off like you're at a disco. Or when the transmission won't let you drive in any gear but 2nd even though its an automatic car.
Yup. Simba is a real treat.
Anywho, it had crossed my mind that the best/smartest solution to her problems would be to sell her for as much as I can get and purchase a car that actually worked properly. As it would turn out, I have decided instead to buy a new surfboard. A 9 foot surfboard. It has also just occurred to me that if my car stops running I will have no way of transporting all 9 feet of board to appropriate longboard waves. Hm.
Well, so much for buying a new car. My board is now worth more than my car. Amazing what can be justified.
Looks like I'll be using a broomstick to keep the trunk open and using superglue to fix the lights and windows.....



